I don't watch many movies. Actually, that might be an understatement. I've only seen 9 movies my entire life. Ok, ok, it's more than that but not many more than 9. My wife is always asking me to watch a movie with her.
A successful, happy marriage is all about compromise. I agreed to watch one movie a month with her. However, there are some rules to this agreement.
1. If I fall asleep, too bad.
2. None of those goofy, God-forsaken musicals.
3. February-March count as one month because February is such a short amount of time. In the fine print our agreement states that we can only watch one movie every 30 days.
4. I will not pay for the rental of any of these movies.
5. This agreement can be voided at any time.
Nathan
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